Just why? You mean like why the Secret Series? Why the Bad Books?
Why not? (You knew that’s how I’d answer, didn’t you?)
No, they wear gloves because otherwise their hands will reveal their true age For some as yet unknown reason their powerful rejuvenating elixirs (which keep them alive for hundreds of years) do not work on their hands. Incidentally, this is why very young Midnight Sun members have no need to wear gloves.
Yes. Well, no! I mean, I’m sorry, I can’t answer that. Just remember—all the names have been changed. For more information, I’m going to have to insist you speak to my lawyer.
No. Well, maybe, if they gave me chocolate anyway. A lot of chocolate.
Are you kidding? Don’t you think they’d be a little different if I did?
I believe you’ve asked me that before.
Have you bothered to look up the word in the dictionary?
A, that’s not a question. B, I wouldn’t tell you if I did.
The feeling is mutual, I assure you.
Then you’ll just have to read book five of The Secret Series, won’t you?
No, I just thought it sounded funny.